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Some Country Classic titles
# Do You Love As Good As You Look?
# Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
# Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts of Life.
# Get your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns in The Bed.
# Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
# Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart!
# Heaven's Just A Sin Away.
# Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind.
# Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me.
# Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
# Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares.
# How Can A Whiskey That's 6 Years Old Whup A Man That's 33?
# How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
# How Can Your Believe Me When I Say I Love You; When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
# I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral.
# I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
# I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life.
# I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
# I Don't Want Your Body If Your Heart's Not In It.
# I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.
# I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
# I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2.
# I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine.
# I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.
# I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
# I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You.
# I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
# I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
# I Wanna Whip Your Cow.
# I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town.
# I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
# I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
# I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy.
# I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him.
# I'll Marry How Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
# I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue.
# I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home.
# I'm Havin' Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon.
# I'm Not Married But The Wife Is.
# I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here.
# I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised.
# I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart.
# I've Got Four On The Floor And A Fifth Under The Seat!
# I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies And I'm Blue All The Time.
# I've Got Tears In My Eyes From Lying On My Back In My Bed While I Cry Over You.
# I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line.
# If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me, Her Memory Will.
# If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You.
# If I Can't Be number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
# If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
# If I Said You had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?
# If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low.
# If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You.
# If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love.
# If The Jukebox took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long.
# If the Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me.
# If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure.
# If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will.
# If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
# It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad.
# It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' to Me.
# It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long.
# Learning To Live Again Without You Is Killing Me.
# Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
# My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus.
# My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart.
# My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.
# Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You.
# Oh, Lord! It's Hard To Be Humble When You're Perfect In Every Way.
# Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed.
# Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill.
# Please Bypass This Heart.
# She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft.
# She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
# She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart.
# She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty.
# She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without.
# Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love.
# Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You.
# They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop my Face From Breakin' Out.
# Touch Me With More Than Your Hands.
# Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart.
# What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made A Loser Out Of Me).
# When We Get Back To The Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town).
# When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll think You're Walking In.
# Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
# You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too.
# You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd.
# You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat!
# You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me.
# Your Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life.
# You're Ruining My Bad reputation.
# You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.[/FONT]
Some Country Classic titles
# Do You Love As Good As You Look?
# Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
# Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts of Life.
# Get your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns in The Bed.
# Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
# Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart!
# Heaven's Just A Sin Away.
# Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind.
# Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me.
# Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
# Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares.
# How Can A Whiskey That's 6 Years Old Whup A Man That's 33?
# How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
# How Can Your Believe Me When I Say I Love You; When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
# I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral.
# I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
# I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life.
# I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
# I Don't Want Your Body If Your Heart's Not In It.
# I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.
# I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
# I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2.
# I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine.
# I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.
# I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
# I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You.
# I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
# I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
# I Wanna Whip Your Cow.
# I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town.
# I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
# I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
# I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy.
# I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him.
# I'll Marry How Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
# I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue.
# I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home.
# I'm Havin' Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon.
# I'm Not Married But The Wife Is.
# I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here.
# I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised.
# I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart.
# I've Got Four On The Floor And A Fifth Under The Seat!
# I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies And I'm Blue All The Time.
# I've Got Tears In My Eyes From Lying On My Back In My Bed While I Cry Over You.
# I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line.
# If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me, Her Memory Will.
# If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You.
# If I Can't Be number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
# If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
# If I Said You had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?
# If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low.
# If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You.
# If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love.
# If The Jukebox took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long.
# If the Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me.
# If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure.
# If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will.
# If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
# It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad.
# It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' to Me.
# It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long.
# Learning To Live Again Without You Is Killing Me.
# Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
# My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus.
# My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart.
# My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.
# Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You.
# Oh, Lord! It's Hard To Be Humble When You're Perfect In Every Way.
# Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed.
# Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill.
# Please Bypass This Heart.
# She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft.
# She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
# She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart.
# She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty.
# She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without.
# Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love.
# Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You.
# They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop my Face From Breakin' Out.
# Touch Me With More Than Your Hands.
# Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart.
# What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made A Loser Out Of Me).
# When We Get Back To The Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town).
# When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll think You're Walking In.
# Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
# You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too.
# You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd.
# You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat!
# You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me.
# Your Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life.
# You're Ruining My Bad reputation.
# You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.[/FONT]
